Thursday, December 8, 2011

Big big beer ads!


Beer ads are always interesting to look at. They're creative, beautiful, provocative, sometimes funny... Basically, they're great. :0
Today I will show some modern, creative and humorous pieces from a few famous brands. I love beer, especially Heineken and hoegaarden. How about you?
To start the series I will show a selection of some pretty stylish beer ads. And I have to say that I was a bit impressed that none of these ads had women or 'minimal clothing' on them since I am used to these ingredients when talking about beer advertisement. But even without these ingredients, these beer ads are very cool. I hope you enjoy them! ;)


-These are features of big beer ads collections: 
• Beautiful beer ads that are a true visual pleasure for the human eye.
• Funny beer commercials that creatively play with words, meanings and norms.
• Sexy beer commercials that tells it all without actually showing anything.

• Provocative beer commercials that make fun of stereotypes and gender roles! 
Alcohol advertising - From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_advertising
Great tuborg ads - Beach Party. Five beer bottles cooling off in a bowl of water. The best beer ads


Beach Party! Great example of the Danish Tuborg beer commercials - Beer commercial with five Tuborg bottles cooling off in a big bowl of water.




Fabulous Tuborg beer commercial - Hip hop party - great alcohol ads


Hip-Hop Party! Tuborg beer commercial featuring Tuborg bottles with lose labels.




Tuborg ads - Naked Party - Many Tuborg bottles without labels, all 'naked'.


Naked Party! Another great Tuborg beer ad - Lots of beautiful, naked green bottles having a naked party!




Tuborg ads - Retro Party - the best beer ads.


Retro Party! Tuborg beer commercial featuring lots of old and new Tuborg bottles 
enjoying each others company!


Funny Gold Star beer commercial - Thank God you're a man! Pyramid


Thank God you're a man! Hilariously Funny Gold Star beer commercials - The difference between man and woman exemplified by short or long route to the beer. 




Gold Star commercials - Thank God you're a man. Really funny ads


Thank God you're a man! Another great and provocative Gold Star beer ad - Here the difference between man and woman is exemplified by simplicity of men's thoughts vs. women's layer upon layer of meanings and interpretations. 




Great Gold Star ads - Thank God you're a man!


Thank God you're a man! The last example of Gold Star beer commercials - Men's short route to the pissoir vs. women's long and complicated route to the toilet. Just hilarious! 




Take Courage My Friend! John Courage commercials with worried man who's probably going to have a not so funny examination at the doctor's! 




John Courage ads - Take Courage My Friend - man sitting on sofa worried when his girlfriend asks him if her bottom looks big!


Take Courage My Friend! John Courage beer ads - The same worried looking man sitting in a sofa postponing the answer to his girlfriend's fatal "Does my bottom look big?" question!




John Courage beer commercial - Take Courage My Friend. In mom's knitted sweater - alcohol ads at their best


Take Courage My Friend! John Courage beer commercial featuring the eternally worried looking man, now in a colorfully dotted knitted sweater.






You Never Forget Your First Girl! St. Pauli Girl alcohol ads - A girl figure, body of beer and head of foam.




St. Pauli Girl ads - Drop Dead Refresing!


Drop Dead Refreshing! Another example of St. Pauli ads - Another girl with beautiful beer body and foamy hair!




Heineken beer commercials - Table football - great beer ads!


Great Heineken beer commercial featuring Heineken bottles as part of a table football game!






Don't Drink and Drive! Funny Heineken ads with drunk Santa having a sledge accident!




Hanks beer alcohol ads - Only one of these is both rich and affordable - car vs. beer - good beer ads


Only One of These Is Both Rich and Affordable. A Taste of the Sweet Life! Great Hank's beer ads featuring a sports car vs. a Hank's Root Beer. Genuine Hank's Beverages!




Guinness ads - Every man has a dark side - great visual beer ads


Every man has a dark side! Artistic Guinness beer commercial with a half white and half black!




Guinness commercials - Every man has a dark side - beer ads


Every man has a dark side! A similar example of Guinness beer ads.




Bishops Finger beer ads


A Cheeky 4-5%! This on of Bishops Finger beer ads leaves everything to the imagination!




Amstel commercials - woman opening bottle for her man!


A bit old-fashioned, isn't it? Good chauvinistic fun: Amstel beer commercial with woman opening a bottle for her man. Twist to open. New Amstel Easy bottle. Amstel Our Beer! 




Beck's beer ads - Disco beer.


Disco Beck's beer ads: The Beck's beer bottle dressed up as a disco ball.




Apple beer ads - Apple bottle hanging from tree!


The soft drink made from real apples! Apple beer ad with bottles hanging down from the trees like real apples. All natural! 




Apple beer ads - Apple bottle inside pie.


The soft drink made from real apples! Apple beer ad with the Apple beer inside an apple pie! All natural




Apple ads - three caramelized apple beer bottles


The soft drink made from real apples! Apple beer ad with three caramelized apple beer bottles on a tray! All natural!




Coronita Cerveza beer ads - a dark office vs. sunny beach.


Coronita Cerveza beer commercials. Message is something like, get some sun and beach into your dull, dark and boring office life with Coronita! 




Corona ads - Two Corona Extra beer bottles jumping out of the water like dolphins.


Corona Extra beer ads. A funny picture of two Corona Extra bottles jumping out of the water like dolphins!




Corona Extra ads - high tide, low tide - great alcohol ads


High Tide, Low Tide!Corona Extra beer commercial on a sunny beach: One full Corona bottle and one bottle almost empty! 




Corona Extra ads - Three bottles, two with a slice of lime, and one with a whole lime


Greedy! Another Corona beer commercial featuring three Corona Extra beers on a lovely beach. Two of the bottles with the traditional lime slice and one greedy bottle with a whole lime! 




Corona Extra beer commercial - Buenas Noches - the lime looks like the moon. <br><br><br>


Buenas Noches! A Corona Extra ad featuring a night scene with the lime slice looking just like a half moon. 




Corona Extra commercial - Drink responsibly: Stones look like footballs


Alcohol can alter you perception. Drink Responsibly! Corona Extra beer ad that warns against the effect of alcohol. To the drunken eye the round stones at the side of the road may look like a row of footballs. 




Tuborg ads - Gulp Fiction


Gulp Fiction! Interesting Tuborg ads merging with Pulp Fiction. Two Tuborg bottles just avoiding the bullets. The official beer of Arena Theatres!




Tuborg beer commercial - Kill the Bill!


Kill the Bill! Another example of Tuborg ads. Here we see the ad playing with the Kill Bill film and the bills being killed on the 'stake'. The official beer of Arena Theatres!




Tuborg ads - Lock, Stock and Tuborg Smoking Barrels. The best beer ads


Lock, Stock and Tuborg Smoking Barrels! Yet another example of Tuborg beer ads. Here we have two Tuborg bottles that look like gun barrels. There is even smoke coming out of them. The official beer of Arena Theatres!




Tuborg beer commercial - The Lord of the Drinks! Great alcohol ads


The Lord of the Drinks! Yet another further different Tuborg beer commercial. Here the play is done with a theme mix of The Lord of the Rings. The official beer of Arena Theatres.




Schneider ads - Man reaching for a beer glass that looks like a breast!


It doesn't matter what you see. What's important is what it is. What's important is the beer! A really clever Schneider beer commercial where that seems to be reaching for a breast but in fact it is just a beer glass!




Schneider beer ads - two beer glasses that look like a woman's legs. The best vintage beer ads


It doesn't matter what you see. What's important is what it is. What's important is the beer! Yet another really good play on the eye. This Schneider beer commercial features two beer glasses with a bit of foam on top. The glasses looking like well curved female legs and the foam like the bottom of two bum cheeks! Well done!




Bourbon dodo beer commercial - La reunion lé Doss. Two dodos.


La Réunion lé Doss. La Dodo Lé La Bourbon beer also know as dodo beer. Colorful beer ad with two dodos in front of a waterfall while holding music instruments. 




Boxer la Forte beer ads - Extra strong beer drunk in shots rather than beer glasses


Extra Strong Beer! Boxer la Forte beer ad. The beer is so strong that is has to be serves in shot glasses!




Eisenbahn beer commercials - When we say strong beer, we mean it. Broken pissoir / toilet.


When we say strong beer, we mean it! Eisenbahn Strong Golden Ale. Picture of a cracked / broken pissoir / toilet. 




Alsatian beer ads - German Character. French Refinement. Schaefer puddle mix The best beer ads


German Character. French Refinement! Funny Alsatian beer ads - Beer commercial featuring a strange mix of a schaefer and a puddle.




Fabulous Carlsberg beer commercial - Woman lying in the bath tub - great alcohol ads


Carlsberg don't do camouflage but if we did it would probably be the best camouflage in the world! Carlsberg beer commercial featuring a beautiful woman lying in a bath tub with shadowy men on the back wall each holding a Carlsberg beer bottle. Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world!




Carlsberg ads - Probably a football. Probably the best beer in the world!


Probably a football. Probably the best beer in the world! A clean and smooth Carlsberg beer ad!




Carlsberg ads - Capsules as an oyster with a 'pearl' inside - the best beer ads.


Carlsberg, probably the best beer in the world! Carlsberg beer commercial featuring two capsules that look like an oister with a beer colored pearl inside!




Castlemaine XXXX beer commercial - extra cold. A koala wearing winter jacket in the middle of the desert.


XXXX Extra Cold! Castlemaine XXXX beer commercials - A koala wearing winter gear in the middle of a hot desert. 




Castlemaine XXXX commercials - XXXX Extra Cold - funny looking spider in the desert


XXXX Extra Cold! Castlemaine XXXX beer ad. A desert spider with big hands. 




Castlemaine XXXX ads - Skeleton reaching for a beer in the desert!


XXXX! The last example of Castlemaine XXXX beer ads - A skeleton reaching for a beer can in the middle of the desert! 






So, now everybody ready to bottoms up? :)













1 comment:

  1. Professor, I think I'd better not add slide show in this post. Becuase it needs time to read explanation.

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